Red Days & Rant

So I figured out why I was having trouble sleeping the other night... well it has to do with the fact that I was getting my dreaded Red Days and I can't help put ponder what it would be like to go in heat instead. I mean i've seen animals in heat and they don't seem to think its so bad. Well its not bad if they manage to find a mate who will fuck their brains out. If not well they don't stay in heat forever and they usually do find a mate.

Now if humans had that I think the world would be a better place. None of this "abstinant till marriage" crap they're spouting like yesterdays oatmeal. I mean really, people would be a lot happier if they could fuck like bunnies at some point during the year and not tie some celestial signifigance to it. Not like now where every damn woman on the fucking earth including me has to suffer through 3-gadknowshowmanydamn days of pain and humiliation. Isn't it bad enough we get degraded in every which way possible?

I am a staunch feminazi (no not a bad nazi you ignorant fuck). I believe in female supremacy. FRAUEN AN DIE MACHT! I will probably explain what I mean and why I am like this in a later post, maybe when i'm crankier.

Anyway back to pain and humiliation. PAIN. OMFG. If you've never had a bad period you can count yourself lucky because seriously I feel like a walking pain factory. If it's not being horny as heck it's being sick to your stomach (sometimes simultaneausly which is highly unplesant to watch aswell as participate in). The horny part only bothers me when its while im in public. Actually both horny and sick bother me when im in public. Sick because if I faint someone will put me in a hospital and stab me with needles which i hate and horny because well i'm not much of an exhibitionist.

On to humiliation. If your a woman I guess you know what it's like to wake up with bloody underwear and you probably know what its like to walk around with bloody underwear (if your period comes during the day). Well I wonder if you know what its like when you have WHITE PANTS ON. Not that this happened to me recently but it did happen a few years ago. There was also this incident a while before that where i wore the same pants and it started to rain that day long story short I got drenched. I usually keep track of my red days but I'm quite irregular (this month was over a week off) so I usually get surprised by it. EVIL VINDICTIVE BIOLOGICAL PROCESS. Thank space I was home yesterday and in bed otherwise I would have gotten it during the shit course in the morning. See? Skipping is good for you. Anyway, I woke up kinda sick, tossed and turned (it was daylight at this time and it's hard to fall back asleep when its daylight) and tried to get back to sleep. Which caused me to have a weird dream. Only part I remember was offering this washboard chest girl to give her some of my boob-fat which I did. With a needle and no sedative. Ugh gross.

Jeez this has been a long ranting post. I probably have more to say but I think i'll keep it for a later date otherwise I might run out of material to post (highly unlikely, me being crazy and all).

PS: All you women-folk out there who are having your Red-Days right now with me I feel with you and for you! Frauen halten zusammen. Peace.